Tuesday 27 June 2017

BIBLE EMERGENCY NUMBERS


☎📞When in sorrow, call John 14
☎📞When men fail you, call Psalm 27
☎📞When you have sinned, call Psalm 51
☎📞When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34
☎📞In danger, Psalm 91
☎📞When God seems far away, call Psalm 139
☎📞When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11
☎📞When you are lonely and fearful, call Psalm 23
☎📞When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Cor 13
☎📞You feel down and out, call Romans 8:31-39
☎📞You want peace and rest, Matthew 11:25-30
☎📞When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90
☎📞When you want Christian assurance, call Romans 8:1-30
☎📞When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121
☎📞When your prayers grow narrow or selfish, call Psalm 67
☎📞When you want courage for a task, call Joshua 1
☎📞When you think of investments/ returns, call Mark 10
☎📞How to get along with fellowmen, Romans 12
☎📞For great invention/ opportunity, Isaiah 55
☎📞For Paul's secret to happiness, Col 3:12-17
☎📞For idea of Chrisitanity,call 2 Cor 5:15-19
☎📞Depressed. Psalm 27
☎📞To be fruitful, John 15
☎📞If your pocketbook is empty, call Psalm 37
☎📞Losing confidence in people, 1 Cor 13
☎📞If people seem unkind,call John 15
☎📞If discouraged about your work, Psalm 126
☎📞If you find the world growing small and you great, call Psalm 19.

🔴 Please try it and you shall see the glory of God.

THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE.

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1. I fail to understand why many girls of nowadays can
drink like their dads, but they can't cook like their
moms!
2. I nearly fainted yesterday; I asked an old man, "Even
after 90 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey',
'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her
name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"
3. Welcome to Nigeria where Jesus sends you a
WhatsApp text and threatens to kill you if you don't
share it
4. Good sex can make a man apologise for anything he
didn't do, he will be like "Baby, sorry for Mandela's
death"
5. I don't know the spirit that comes with bottled
water, Whenever a black man buys it, he starts
behaving like he is the richest man in the community.
6. Girls be pointing out spelling mistakes on social
network yet they cant point out the real father to their
kids
7. If you are a woman with beauty and no brains, it's
your private parts that suffers the most.
8. Just because Rihanna doesn't wear a bra, doesn't
mean you have to copy her and show us nipples that
are pointing at your shoes.
9. So you walk with a guitar because you are an up
coming artist
Have you ever seen an upcoming prostitute walking
with a bed?
10. My girlfriend is only allowed three guy friends. The
father, the son and the Holy spirit.
11. That moment when you join a porn group and find
that your dad is one of the Admins. gbese
re o
12. Two reasons I dont allow my girlfriend to touch my
iPhone 7
1. I dont have a girlfriend
2. I dont have an iPhone 7
13. Bleaching your skin till you shine brighter than your
future is not a problem, the problem is having White
Face, Yellow Hands, Chocolate Lips, and Black
Legs..My sister what are you..Zebra?
15. If you've been faithful all your relationships and
none of them worked out .. cheat for a change..
16. With the increase in the rate of fornication, If i
were God ,the next generation kids would receive their
reproductive organs on their wedding night..NO
WEDDING NO ORGANS
17. The phone that I bought with my own money is
now correcting my English....This is witchcraft in
Technology.
18. Women are like police they can have all the
evidence in the world but they want you to confess it
with your mouth.
They will be like "Are you cheating on me?".
My sister do you expect him to say Yes?
19. Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
20. A bitter woman says ALL men are the same, but a
wise woman decides to stop choosing the same type
of Men
21. In Africa, saloons are like gossip stadiums
22. My sister,get married to a short man and if he
cheats on you just put his phone on top of a fridge
until he behaves
23. All I hear always is, "No sex before marriage." If
that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis
or vagina on your wedding day.
24. Engineers are so lonely that even GF means
Grounds Floor to them
25. Lionel Messi didn't just wake up and become the
best player in the world he trained...
So if your girl is good in bed i got news for you....
26. No one's gonna die if their partner leaves them
..Remember ,It's a relationship not a Lung
27. You broke up with a guy from your hood then date
another one from your hood & you say you've moved
on! No my sister you're just moving around
28. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls
have fat mothers. Be humble like your dad.
29. If you are dating a beautiful girl,know that a
minimum of 3 guys per day try their luck on her,which
makes 21 guys per week,84 guys per month,1008 per
year..now tell me,can your girl say NO 1008 TIMES?
30. When you are too single that even when you type
"kissing" auto correct changes it to "kidding." May your
story change in 2017
31. My High School Teacher Taught Me Most Of The
Lies I Tell Today, Back Then She'll Tell Me To Write A
Letter To My Uncle Abroad When She Knows My Uncle
Is In The Village!
NJOY YOUR DAY
and if after reading this post you didn't like and comment then your case is worst than that of a 90 year old woman who attempted abortion...

Tuesday 13 June 2017

CAUSES OF CIVILIZATIONS

The Negative Impact of Civilization on the Marital Institutions of Africa have become an irredeemable vices keeping to many African ladies out marriage. God clearly stated in his marital counsel to bride that she should be completely submissive and be subjected to her husband in all things and situations. Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord" However, the civilization of the end time says women are equal to the men most especially in Christianity where the function of civilization is carried beyond the boundaries, the Christian ladies are more morally loose and wayward than the musilim ladies, today a Christian career woman prefers her freedom than to be submissive to a man. It is a general believe that what a man can do a woman can do better and that the woman is equal to the man. Of course, while I'm not saying that the man should retard the progress of the woman no man will live with an in subordinate woman in the house as wife. Christianity embraces the the Negative Impact more than any other religious beliefs the percentage of unmarried Christian ladies is more compared to any other religion. An egoistic lady who is arrogant, rude and proud can never be a man's wife rather she should be prepared to live a solitary life. Take to the streets smoking and drinking because what a man can do a woman can better. Most Ladies hav


e thrown caution to the winds long ago, all in the name of beauty and civilization. The Negative Impact of Civilization has taken its on the African socio cultural values so much that there is no virtue anymore, ladies now walk the streets half naked and in some cases like mad people dressed in rags in the name of fashion. Even the whites who originate these crazy concepts are not as mad as their African counterparts. Today so many ladies are stranded moving from church to church seeking solutions to self created problem of missing manners, characters and Africa socio cultural values of good home training. Well, with God all things are possible but not the modern churches of worldly behaviours which are ubiquitous.

THE ELEMENTS OF TRUE LOVE (PART B)

True love does not have any barrier , true love does not discriminate at all. Here are some criteria of true love
(1)   Fondness:-..... If you are not fond of the person you claim to love,  you do not want people to know that you are involved with him, you are only after behind closed doors affairs and you only love him when he receives his salary, then it it not a genuine love.
(2)   Patience:-.....  Is your partner pestering you for sex? Has he said he cannot wait and threaten to drop you? Do not give in. That is to tell you. If you give in to him. He will still drop you anyway.
(3)    Submission:-...... Love does not parade itself, is not puffed up" 1cor 13:14. Love is already to accede to the wishes of the other party. It is not proud, it does into parade itself. It is not waiting to say, " You said it" if not you". It is ready to say let's go ahead if that is how you want it.
(4)    Commitment:-..... True love involved commitment, spirit, soul and body. It gives everything to the relationship, write letters,send emails, make phone calls, give gifts,pay visits, share the plight of the partner, look forward to meeting and ready to call for reconciliation whenever there is misunderstanding. It is deeply committed to the other party.
(5)   Sacrifice:-..... True love is only committed to the other party and also is ready to make sacrifices. In times of money and gifts.
(6)   Giving :-.... For God so loved the world and gave us his only begotten son.... John 3:16 Love involved giving , true love emphasises giving, infatuation and lust emphasizes receiving. If you are in a relationship because of what you gain from it, then you are not in love. if you are involved with somebody who is only interested in receiving from you, then he or she is not in love with you. Love is not robber flee from parasitic lovers.
(7)   Kindness:-..... Lobe suffer long and is kind 1cor 13:4. Kindness is the foundation of love. In fact, an author simply defines love as a kind action given to under serve people.
(8)   Positive Thinking:-.... Thinks no evil 1cor 13:5. Love will never think of how to punish, revenge, beat the other party. True love will never think of pouring acid on estranged lovers. It will never imagine evil things.
(9)    Forbearance:-..... Bears all things 1cor 13:7. There are two Bears in love. BEAR and FORBEAR. He is ready to bear the inadequacies of the other partner and forbear errors and mistakes, therefore nagging is never fond on true love. If you discover that your partner always nag on virtually everything you do, you better be careful. Love does not nag but infatuation does.
(10)   Trust:-..... Belive all things " Love believes all things because it has absolute trust in the other party. If you do not trust that lady, stop wasting your time with her. If that man does not trust you , it shows he is not in love with you.
(11)   Openness:- ... True love is no secretive, it is open. It tells the other party about her past, no matter how ugly it may be.
(12)    Meekness and Gentleness:-..... True love is meek and gentle, it is not wicked. It is not aggressive, and is not envious. A man slaps you in anger during courtship and  still claim to love you. If you go ahead to marry him, you have given yourself cheaply to a lifetime of beating and bashing. Love is meek, gentle, not easily provoked, open to correction.

If all these criteria are missing in your love affairs, I am afraid it is not love. Is either infatuation or lust. Beware ! Do not rush into marriage and live miserable life. Open your eyes and be wise.
Marriage involves both WEDDING and WELDING.
Wedding is for one day while welding is for a lifetime. Wedding involves joining of hands in the public while welding involves joining of heart in the secret. It involves fusion of two different personalities to form another distinct personality in the presence of God. It takes hearts to weld two different iron together; it takes love to weld two different people together. It takes love to have FUSION without  a JOINT.

ELEMENTS OF TRUE LOVE. (PART A)

Before you can be said to possess true love, a lot of things must be in place. They are:
(1)  Truth:- ....but rejoice in truth"  1cor 13:6. If you find it difficult to say the whole truth to your partner, that means you don't have a genuine love for him or her. A basic foundation of true love is truth. If you discover that your so called lover has been telling lies, it is a pointer to the fact that he or she does not really love you.
(2)  Acceptance:-.... Do you say you love somebody and all you want him or her to do is to change everything about him/her to suit your purpose? She is dark, you want her to tone or bleach her body abit.. If she is too fat, you want her to slim down.. His room is too small small, you want him to pack to a bigger space. This only shows you are not in love.. True love accepts. Infatuation and lust want change at all cost from the other party. If you are not ready to accept your partner as he or she is or your partner want you to change almost everything about yourself, it points to lack of love.
(3)  Compassion:-..... Love is affection mixed with compassion for that fellow or the tears of that Lady does not touch you. It shows you have no love.
(4)  Respect:-.... The man who claim to love you has no simple respect for you, he treats you anyhow and even embarrass you publicly. It shows you are just deceiving yourself. There is honor in love. True love respects and avoid hurting the other party.
(5)  Service:-..... True love seek to serve, not to be served. The questions is? What can I do for you? Not, what can you do for me? True love is ready to go the extra mile to serve the other party. But infatuation and lust seek to be served.
(6)  Selflessness:-.... Lust is always selfish, it want sex to self gratification not minding the other party. True love on the other hand , is selfless, looks for ways to satisfy the other party and avoid selfish acts.
(7)   Forgiveness:-.... Is not easily provoked 1cor 13:5. True love is not easily provoked be when is provoked is ready to forgive immediately.
(8)   Excitement:-...... True love looks forward to seeing the other party again.she is unhappy to see him go, not because of money or sex. In fact, she is ready to pay his fare during visits!  If you are engaged to somebody who is not excited to see you and is not proud to introduced you to friends and family members, you have not had a lover.
(9)   Righteousness:-..... Purity is the hallmark of true love. It doesn't involved in secret kissing, dark-place meetings, street corner romance, illicit sex, embrace that embarrasses God, unholy fondling, necking and immoral practices. True love has no secrets and is as bold as lion. If holiness is lacking in your relationship, then it is not true love. It is lust, no matter how you feel about it. If your pastor must not know  what you are doing behind the closed doors, if your parents must not hear about what you are doing with that guy, then it is not love. It may be hard to accept but the fact still remains that, it is lust not love. Love does not rejoice in inquity.... 1 cor 13:6
(10)   Peace:-..... Have you lost your peace because you are in love? Has fear, guilt, regret and worry enveloped you because you are deeply in love. Then it is not God's type of love..God is not the author of confusion but of peace.

Monday 12 June 2017

I KNOW

I found this very inspiring. I hope you do too.

I took my cloth to my tailor and asked him to fix the little opening near the pocket.

The man turned the cloth inside out and then began to TEAR the pocket with his hands... Hah! I was like, "I said you should sew, not tear".

So I shouted, 'You are tearing my cloth o'.But he replied "I KNOW".

Those two words sank into me like a heavy stone sinks in water. I couldn't talk again.

He's the tailor, and I'm just a customer. Even though I couldn't relate tearing with sewing but the Tailor says "I KNOW".

God is saying, 'I KNOW'.

He hears your complaints.

Father i need a job, its been long i left school.... "I KNOW"

Father, My fiancee just left me... 'I KNOW'.

I have no money to pay for my rent... 'I KNOW'

I have no money to cater for my needs... 'I KNOW'

I am waiting to have children....I KNOW

I need a husband....I know

I can't pay school fees.....I know

I just lost my job and i have a family.... "I KNOW"

So many times when the Lord is fixing us, He starts by 'tearing' us. Tearing our confidence in ourselves, Tearing all our philosophies, Tearing our pride and fake humility, Tearing the things we call dear and giving us the truly dear things.

The only thing necessary is wisdom. Wisdom to know when it is the Lord and when it isn't the Lord. The devil tears to KILL, God tears to FIX. God tears the old to give you the new.

God's tearing fire only refines His own. God's tearing approaches only yields the peaceable fruit of Righteousness.

So in reality, God tears no man, He only makes. We call it TEARING, He calls it MAKING. We call it BREAKING, He calls it BUILDING. He knows you have need even before you ask. That's why when we complain... He responds thus: 'I KNOW'.

For I KNOW the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
-JEREMIAH 29:11. Cast all your burdens on Him for He care for you

THE POWER OF "I AM SORRY"

*I am sorry,* a short but mighty sentence.
If you wish to live long, don't joke with this short sentence, *I am sorry.* Do you know how many people who had gone to early grave because they neglected the therapeutic power of *I am sorry.*

Most of the troubles in most homes are heightened because wives are too big to say *I am sorry* to their husbands and you can trust the ego of husbands in saying same to their wives..

Quarrel lingers between friends because no party wants to say *I am sorry.* Each says or asks, why should I be the first to say *I am sorry?* He or she would beat his or her chest and utter the ego phrase, *a whole me!*

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the part of the world where saying *I am sorry* is a hard nut to crack while curses are easily unleashed..

Welcome to the part of the world where people refer to a person who says *I am sorry* in a midst of a rift as a *weaker sex*: one who is not man enough; one who is foolish..

Welcome to Africa where saying *I am sorry* is tougher than forcing a donkey to pass through a needle hole..

All of us are victims of this discussion. We have lost valuable assets, money and even lives because of this cheap and affordable sentence *I am sorry.* It simply cost only a breath of speech..

Have you ever wondered why domestic violence is less pronounced in the western world? It is simply because they understand the efficacy of *I am sorry.*

Husbands say it to their wives and even children whenever they err, wives and children do the same and life goes on fine..

Friends, this is simply a piece to encourage us to cultivate a habit of saying *I am sorry.* It is difficult but readily affordable..

Learn how to say *I AM SORRY* even if you are right..

If this message offends you in one way or the other, *I am sorry pls*